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🥛 These $BTC vs. Gold ETF charts are wrong 🙅
Today's edition is brought to you by Polymarket - the largest prediction market, providing real-time election forecasts as events unfold. Unlike polls, it updates every minute with insights from thousands of traders.See latest forecast!GM. This is Milk Road. The newsletter that’s like a fresh bottle of Snapple – every time you open one, you learn......
🥛 $BTC breakout: confirmed! 🫡
Today's edition is brought to you by ARCrypto - the leading online education platform helping you master the tools and strategies of decentralized finance (DeFi). Sign up for a FREE webinar - limited spots! GM. This is Milk Road. The newsletter that DID NOT launch its own token. This ain’t us 👇 (We will only ever contact you from......
What you missed this week 👀
Today's edition is brought to you by REX Shares - a leading provider of innovative exchange-traded products specializing in alternative strategy ETFs and ETNs. Explore REX Shares Product Offerings Today!GM. This is Milk Road, your Sunday catch-up that feels as good as turning off all your alarms. Our Sunday recap is like your cheat sheet......
Wen Banana Zone? 🍌
GM! Welcome to Milk Road PRO. We’re like a protein shake, in newsletter form. Drink up → make gains.It’s time that we return to the age-old question, posed by modern day philosopher Raoul Jerome Pal:“Wen Banana Zone?”(Jerome isn’t his actual middle name btw – but could you imagine??).In late July, we shared a PRO report......
🥛$BTC whales accumulating like it’s 2020 💰
Today's edition is brought to you by Request Network - crypto invoicing integration so easy, that even Grandma could do it. Keep track, get paid, and stay in control.GM. This is Milk Road. We’re here to do two things: Drink milk. Talk crypto.(And we’re all outta milk).Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ GameFi is back,......
🥛 The world’s 1st AI bot crypto-millionaire 😧
Today's edition is brought to you by Request Network - because payments and invoicing need a solid foundation, and ours is as reliable as it gets. Ready to simplify? Let’s go.GM. This is Milk Road, the newsletter that makes you the most interesting person at the water cooler.Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ The world’s......
🥛 The battle for stablecoin supremacy 🤺
Today's edition is brought to you by Blockscout - the block explorer that’s smoother than your morning milk. Browse dApps and data across 600+ EVM chains, and start your day right.Explore like never before with Blockscout.GM. This is Milk Road. Happy “Cointelegraph intern day” to those who celebrate.(Almost definitely fired, but not forgotten ❤️).Here’s what......
🥛 $BTC rips! Then dips 📉 Here’s why…
Today's edition is brought to you by ARCrypto - the leading online education platform helping you master the tools and strategies of decentralized finance (DeFi).Sign up for a FREE webinar - limited spots!GM. This is Milk Road – a ragtag team of nerds, scouring news feeds and events to bring you the inside word on......
🥛 Crypto’s $1T online retail unlock 🔓
Today's edition is brought to you by Request Network - Because invoicing and payments need a solid foundation, and ours is as reliable as it gets. Ready to simplify? Let’s go.GM. This is Milk Road. When it comes to crypto, we give you the inside gossip like your aunt Suzanne after two glasses of chardonnay. (You won't......
What you missed this week 👀
Today's edition is brought to you by REX Shares - a leading provider of innovative exchange-traded products specializing in alternative strategy ETFs and ETNs. Explore REX Shares Product Offerings Today!GM. This is Milk Road, your Sunday catch-up that’s as satisfying as crossing off the last thing on your to-do list.In case you missed the memo,......
One of the most important articles we’ve ever written 👀
GM this is Milk Road PRO - the newsletter that is cutting right to the chase, cause this might be one of the most important articles we’ve written in a long time!We’re sharing our new investment framework and portfolio allocation for each stage of the business cycle.We believe this framework is key to capitalizing on......
🥛 Bitcoin supply shock incoming 🚨
Today's edition is brought to you by Gemini – your trusted US-based crypto exchange, whether you're new to the game or a pro. Start trading and snag $15 in $BTC just for getting started!GM. This is Milk Road, the newsletter that’s here to guide you through the crypto world, one meme and market update at a......
🥛 What’s with all the panic around CPI? 😫
Today's edition is brought to you by Gemini – your trusted US-based crypto exchange, whether you're new to the game or a pro. Start trading and snag $15 in $BTC just for getting started!GM. This is Milk Road – your designated driver, guiding you safely through the crypto market's mood swings.Here’s what we got for you......
🥛 5 forces driving crypto markets ⚡
Today's edition is brought to you by Gemini – your trusted US-based crypto exchange, whether you're new to the game or a pro. Start trading and snag $15 in $BTC just for getting started!GM. This is Milk Road, your crypto Pop Rocks. Experience the explosive sensation of profitable opportunities popping in your portfolio.Here’s what we got......
🥛 Beware of toxic tokenomics ☣️
Today's edition is brought to you by Gemini – your trusted US-based crypto exchange, whether you're new to the game or a pro. Start trading and snag $15 in $BTC just for getting started!GM. This is Milk Road, you know what they say: “a newsletter a day, keeps market uncertainties away.”Here’s what we got for you......
🥛Octo-bear: fake out, or for real? 🐻 😰
Today's edition is brought to you by Gemini – your trusted US-based crypto exchange, whether you're new to the game or a pro. Start trading and snag $15 in $BTC just for getting started! GM. This is Milk Road – the "Terminator 2" of crypto newsletters. (Each edition is as good, if not better, than the last).......
What you missed this week 👀
Today's edition is brought to you by Babbel—helping you master new languages quickly with fun, interactive lessons designed for real-life conversations.Get 60% off a lifetime subscription and master new languages for life!GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter that sums up the week faster than you can hit 'skip intro' on Netflix.In case you......
Can Bitcoin still deliver big gains? 🚀
GM! Welcome to Milk Road PRO – your weekly dose of balanced, nutrient-rich crypto takes.Let’s shake things up…Imagine you don’t own any crypto. 💸(Hard to picture, we know, but just give it a go).Maybe you’re a little skeptical of it all? Maybe you don’t quite understand it? Maybe it’s just not your thing? But you still......
🥛 Satoshi Nakamoto confirmed? 🤔
Today's edition is brought to you by Babbel—helping you master new languages quickly with fun, interactive lessons designed for real-life conversations.Get 60% off a lifetime subscription and master new languages for life!GM. This is Milk Road – the newsletter that brings more heat than Hot Pocket fresh outta the microwave!Here’s what we got for you......
🥛Memecoins vs. the lottery 🥊 (comparing odds)
Today's edition is brought to you by Pyth Network - the leading blockchain oracle that has powered over $700B in transaction volume across 400+ applications and 70+ blockchains. Get rewarded for protecting DeFi with Pyth.GM. This is Milk Road – the daily newsletter that pokes the market with a stick, to check for signs of......
