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🥛 There’s a new crypto narrative in town 🤠
Chevy Cassar July 14, 2025 GM. This is Milk Road – the newsletter that spices up your crypto diet like it's trying to become the next Frank’s Red Hot. Here’s what we got for you today: ✍️ How to research crypto treasury companies ✍️ What to look out for this week 🎙️ The Milk Road......
🥛 What you missed this week 👀
Archie Keshan July 13, 2025 GM. This is Milk Road, the only place where ATHs and fart jokes peacefully coexist. Here’re the quick highlights from the week: ✍️ $BTC hit a new all time high 🎙️ $ETH treasury companies are going crazy 🌐 A hoard of new tariffs were announced 🎲 $FARTCOIN is going rampant......
🥛 $ETH’s price target for 2030 🫣
m0xt _ July 12, 2025 GM, this is Milk Road PRO, the newsletter that takes big, weighty technical topics and trims them down to size. Something big just happened in the blockchain world. The kind of breakthrough that could reshape how blockchains are built and what they’re capable of. To give you a sense of......
🥛 What’s driving this new all-time high? 📈
Chevy Cassar July 11, 2025 GM. This is Milk Road, we take your daily crypto news → season it with primo memes → and serve it to you hot. Here’s what we got for you today: ✍️ What’s driving this new all-time high? ✍️ Funding Friday 🎙️ The Milk Road Show: Why Ethereum Is About to......
🥛 Few understand what’s coming for ETH
Chevy Cassar & Kyle Reidhead July 10, 2025 GM. This is Milk Road – we deliver your daily dose of crypto news (minus the confusion.) Here’s what we got for you today: ✍️ Few understand what’s coming for $ETH ✍️ State $BTC reserves: bad data, exciting future 🥛 PRO “Where are we in the cycle?”......
Milk Road PRO Portfolio Update – July 9, 2025
July 10, 2025 GM. Welcome to our monthly Milk Road PRO Portfolio Update from July 9, 2025, where we took a deep dive into our Milk Road PRO Portfolio and the assets we hold. We covered: 💸 We’re in a risk-on but not full-risk mode — $BTC sits almost at new highs with bullish techs,......
🥛 Tariffs: should we still be worried? 🫣
Chevy Cassar July 09, 2025 GM. This is Milk Road – the ‘Tums of crypto’. We help digest crypto news, so you don't get an information belly ache. Here’s what we got for you today: ✍️ Should we still be worried about tariffs? ✍️ Stopping the next Gary Gensler 🎙️ The Milk Road Show: Is......
🥛 The problem with crypto infrastructure ⚠️
Chevy Cassar & m0xt _ July 08, 2025 GM. This is Milk Road, we cut through the noise (like a hot knife through butter on a summer's day) to bring you the cleanest crypto insights available! Here’s what we got for you today: ✍️ Infrastructure is not forever ✍️ Stablecoins’ next target 🥛 Milk Road......
🥛 3 factors impacting crypto this week 🥊
Chevy Cassar July 07, 2025 GM. This is Milk Road – Psssssssccchhhkkk we just opened up a can of crypto news for you. Enjoy! Here’s what we got for you today: ✍️ What to look out for this week ✍️ Why $ETH hasn’t broken out yet 🎙️ The Milk Road Show: How Coinbase Plans to Dominate......
🥛 What you missed this week 👀
Archie Keshan July 06, 2025 GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter that breaks down markets faster than the U.S. racks up debt. Here’re the quick highlights from the week: ✍️ Robinhood dropped a bundle of crypto updates 🎙️ The market is heating up but not for all tokens 🌐 The U.S. is adding......
🥛 Checking the markets pulse: July 2025 🩺
Adrian DeFi & m0xt _ July 05, 2025 GM, this is Milk Road PRO. Time for our Monthly Market Pulse report — your regular dose of market intelligence that cuts through the noise and focuses on what actually matters. Unless you’ve been living under a rock this past month, you’re probably just as excited as......
🥛 Why we’re BULLISH on the next 3 months 💪
Chevy Cassar July 04, 2025 GM. This is Milk Road – happy 4th of July baaaaaby! Who’s got fireworks? (The Milk Man’s ready to celebrate…and maybe lose some fingers.) Here’s what we got for you today: ✍️ History tells us to be bullish in July ✍️ Looking beyond July (and getting even more bullish) 🎙️......
🥛 OpenAI isn’t stoked w/ Robinhood 🥴
Chevy Cassar & Kyle Reidhead July 03, 2025 GM. This is Milk Road, the newsletter that mediates tensions between your favorite tech n’ finance companies! (Read the first article, it’ll make sense.) Here’s what we got for you today: ✍️ OpenAI isn’t stoked w/ Robinhood ✍️ Zero interest rate cuts this year? 🥛 PRO “Where......
Milk Road PRO – Market Pulse Live – July 2, 2025
July 03, 2025 Every first Thursday of the month, in this case Wednesday, the Milk Road PRO team dives into the latest market trends, reviews key charts, and recaps what’s been moving the markets. But this isn’t just a quick update — it’s a monthly check-in on our broader investment thesis and whether it still......
🥛 5 crypto apps printing cash rn 💰
Chevy Cassar July 02, 2025 GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter that's as satisfying as finally mastering the second verse of "One Week" by Barenaked Ladies. Here’s what we got for you today: ✍️ 5 crypto apps printing cash ✍️ Why did this crypto stock just rip 1,700%? 🎙️ The Milk Road Show: Crypto......
🥛 The 2025 Halftime Show 🏈
Chevy Cassar & m0xt _ July 01, 2025 GM. This is Milk Road, the offensive linesman protecting you (the quarterback) in the game we call ‘crypto’. Here’s what we got for you today: ✍️ Crypto’s 2025 Halftime Show 🥛 Milk Road PRO All Access Portfolio updates 🎙️ The Milk Road Show: Crypto ATH Incoming? Yes… But Not......
🥛 You can now buy OpenAI stock onchain 🤯
Chevy Cassar June 30, 2025 GM. This is Milk Road, the newsletter that features so many heart rate-increasing stories that it should come with a health warning. Here’s what we got for you today: ✍️ Robinhood launches an L2, brings OpenAI stock onchain ✍️ What to look out for this month 🎙️ The Milk Road......
🥛 What you missed this week 👀
Archie Keshan June 29, 2025 GM. This is Milk Road, the only newsletter that delivers market insights and unicorns in the same scroll. Here’re the quick highlights from the week: ✍️ We have a new crypto unicorn 🎙️ This cycle’s altcoin play: crypto equites 🌐 The tension in the Middle East is easing 🎲 Top......
🥛 We’ve reached a macro turning point ↩️
June 28, 2025 GM, this is Milk Road Macro PRO, the newsletter that jams its finger down on the ‘zoom out’ button so you can see the full picture.We’re in the middle of a key turning point in the macro picture.Key turning points only occur maybe once or twice a year.A number of variables are......
🥛 ETH, dead? Lol 😂
Chevy Cassar June 27, 2025 GM. This is Milk Road, the daily newsletter that goes down like an ice-cold Gatorade in 100-degree heat. Here’s what we got for you today: ✍️ $ETH’s comeback tour continues ✍️ Top 5 takeaways from Permissionless 🎙️ The Milk Road Show: What If the Best Altcoin Play… Isn’t Altcoins? w/ Scott......
