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🥛 Gary Gensler’s last trick 😑
Today’s edition is brought to you by Zerebro - the ultimate AI agent, autonomously creating content while performing blockchain actions. Meet the coolest AI agent—ZerebroGM. This is Milk Road, the newsletter that’s farm-to-table fresh!(No nasty additives).Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ Gary goes out swinging✍️ Good news re: CPI & PPI🎙️ The Milk Road......
How to Swap Crypto Onchain
Ah, the age old question - “Where’s the best place to buy crypto?” We hear this so often in our Milk Road PRO Discord that we decided it’s better to write a whole-ass blog about it. There are 3 main ways to buy crypto: Centralized exchange (CEX) Decentralized exchange (DEX) Directly from your non-custodial wallet......
🥛 Global M2 is down. Will $BTC follow? 📉
Today’s edition is brought to you by J’JO35 - a crypto index that lets you invest hands-free in the top 35 cryptocurrencies.Check out the J’JO35 indexGM. This is Milk Road, the daily newsletter that delivers KPM and LPM in equal measure.(Knowledge Per Minute / Laughs Per Minute).Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ Global M2......
🥛 The first big rug of 2025 🏃♂️➡️
Today’s edition is brought to you by Zerebro - the ultimate AI agent, autonomously creating content while performing blockchain actions. Meet the coolest AI agent—ZerebroGM. This is Milk Road, the PB&J of newsletters – we mix crypto news and laughs to make a tasty, snackable read.(No crusts).Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ The first......
🥛 What you missed this week 👀
Today’s edition is brought to you by Nexo — the platform to grow, manage, and preserve your crypto wealth.Start building your crypto wealthGM. This is Milk Road, the Sunday recap that’s like a falafel.(wrapped up neatly and stuffed with sauce)Real talk, this week hasn’t been great for our bags but there’s a ton of other......
🥛 Where to park your profits this cycle 🚗
GM. This is Milk Road PRO – the newsletter that not only helps you build wealth, but preserve it too!You ask, we answer. That’s what we do. We’ve been hearing from many of you about planning ahead—especially figuring out what to do with your profits once the bull cycle peaks. Smart thinking! 🥳But deciding what to......
🥛 Are we about to see a 30% pullback? 🎢
Today’s edition is brought to you by Consensus - the first major crypto conference of 2025. Get your tickets nowGM. This is Milk Road, happy Bitcoin ETF day to those that celebrate.(The first US-based Bitcoin ETFs were launched this time last year!).Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ Are we about to see a 30% pullback?✍️......
🥛 This AI-run VC firm is up 17x since Nov. 😧
Today’s edition is brought to you by Consensus - the first major crypto conference of 2025. Get your tickets now GM. This is Milk Road, the newsletter that gets you so jittery with excitement people will think you’ve just chugged Red Bull concentrate! Here’s what we got for you today: ✍️ The Top 6 AI agent launch......
🥛 What the hell happened yesterday? 😰
Today’s edition is brought to you by Consensus - the first major crypto conference of 2025. Get your tickets nowGM. This is Milk Road, we’re like a beta blocker in newsletter form.(We keep you cool under pressure).Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ What the hell happened yesterday?✍️ $SOL vs. $XRP: which ETF comes first?🎙️ The......
🥛 4 crazy onchain wins (and losses) 😧
Today’s edition is brought to you by crypto index J’JO35 - an investment platform focused entirely on index investing. Check out the J’JO35 indexGM. This is Milk Road, the newsletter that’s easier to consume than that pint of ice cream your dad keeps hidden in the back of the freezer.Here’s what we got for you today:✍️......
