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🥛 Did DeepSeek just tank markets? 📉
Today’s edition is brought to you by Qubic - the L1 built for AI. Check out what it’s all aboutGM. This is Milk Road. The newsletter that keeps you zen, when the rest of the market is panic selling 🧘Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ What the hell is DeepSeek-R1?✍️ And did it just tank......
🥛 Uh-oh! Crypto has a data problem 😰
GM, This is Milk Road – the newsletter that has joined forces with Walrus to shake up your regularly scheduled Sunday format and ask you one simple question:How much data do you think Meta/Facebook generates in a day?(10,000 gigabytes? 100,000 gigabytes? 500,000 gigabytes??)Source: GiphyIf you gave any of the guesses listed above, you’d be wrong.Meta......
🥛 Could Celestia be the next $ETH killer? 🔪
GM, this is Milk Road PRO, the x-ray machine in newsletter form!(We show you what’s happening beneath all the hype!). The battle for dominance in the smart contract blockchain space is heating up. While Ethereum and Solana have been stealing the spotlight for years, a fresh contender is quietly making waves: Celestia.If you buy into the app......
🥛 The biggest day in crypto’s political history 🏛️
Today’s edition is brought to you by Qubic - the L1 built for AI. Check out what it’s all aboutGM. This is Milk Road – the crypto version of your gossipy neighbor, Jan.(We keep you up to date with EVERYTHING).Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ The biggest day in crypto’s political history✍️ Everything else that......
🥛 Will this fix $ETH’s image? 🧐
Today’s edition is brought to you by J’JO35 - a crypto index that lets you invest hands-free in the top 35 cryptocurrencies.Check out the J’JO35 indexGM. This is Milk Road, your tour guide around the wild west of crypto.(If you turn to your left, you’ll see a company that’s bringing AI girlfriends onchain).Here’s what we......
🥛 8 big moments you missed yesterday 👀
Today’s edition is brought to you by Nexo — the platform to grow, manage, and preserve your crypto wealth.Start building your crypto wealthGM. This is Milk Road – the ‘Google Street View car’ of crypto newsletters.(We map everything out for you).Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ 8 big moments you missed yesterday✍️ Solana stablecoin supply......
🥛 Ethereum’s civil war 💥
Today’s edition is brought to you by crypto index J’JO35 - an investment platform focused entirely on index investing. Check out the J’JO35 indexGM. This is Milk Road, the newsletter that has your back in the fist fight that is crypto.Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ Ethereum’s revolt✍️ Are we going to peak in Q4?🥛......
🥛 The biggest winners of the $TRUMP token launch 👀
Today’s edition is brought to you by Squarecrows - an NFT collection that actually has legit value. Check out all their NFTs hereGM. This is Milk Road, the newsletter that stays plugged in over the weekend, so you don’t have to!Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ Trump launched a memecoin✍️ Who’s the biggest winner of......
🥛 What you missed this week 👀
Today’s edition is brought to you by crypto index J’JO35 - the crypto equivalent to the S&P 500. Check out the J’JO35 indexGM. This is Milk Road, the Sunday recap that’s your backstage pass to last week’s biggest moves. We’re officially T-1 day away from having the first pro-crypto US President in office.We expect the next......
🥛 Why’s global liquidity stalling? 🥴
GM, this is Milk Road PRO, the salt in the soup of global finance.(We make it palatable, and easier to consume).It seems that by now most of the crypto industry has figured out that crypto prices are heavily reliant on global liquidity.Milk Road is likely a big part of the reason that this crypto investing......
🥛 Brace for volatility! This weekend could get wild 🌪️
Today’s edition is brought to you by Zerebro - the ultimate AI agent, autonomously creating content while performing blockchain actions. Meet the coolest AI agent—ZerebroGM. This is Milk Road. We’re like Frank’s Red Hot, but for crypto news.(We add flavor and heat).Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ Coinbase launches $BTC-backed lending✍️ Markets could get......
🥛 ai16z’s humanoid robot 🤖
Today’s edition is brought to you by Nexo — the platform to grow, manage, and preserve your crypto wealth.Start building your crypto wealthGM. This is Milk Road, we take all of your open browser tabs and compile them into a fun n' easy daily read!Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ ai16z’s humanoid robot✍️ Are......
Milk Road PRO Portfolio Update #3 – Jan 15, 2025
GM. Welcome to our third Monthly PRO Portfolio Update from January 15th, 2025. In this session, Kyle Reidhead, the Milk Man’s best friend, and m0xt, lead researcher, took a deep dive into:💸 Current prices for each token📰 Latest news you need to know📊 KPIs for each protocol in the portfolioWhether you missed the live event or want to......
🥛 Gary Gensler’s last trick 😑
Today’s edition is brought to you by Zerebro - the ultimate AI agent, autonomously creating content while performing blockchain actions. Meet the coolest AI agent—ZerebroGM. This is Milk Road, the newsletter that’s farm-to-table fresh!(No nasty additives).Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ Gary goes out swinging✍️ Good news re: CPI & PPI🎙️ The Milk Road......
🥛 Global M2 is down. Will $BTC follow? 📉
Today’s edition is brought to you by J’JO35 - a crypto index that lets you invest hands-free in the top 35 cryptocurrencies.Check out the J’JO35 indexGM. This is Milk Road, the daily newsletter that delivers KPM and LPM in equal measure.(Knowledge Per Minute / Laughs Per Minute).Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ Global M2......
🥛 The first big rug of 2025 🏃♂️➡️
Today’s edition is brought to you by Zerebro - the ultimate AI agent, autonomously creating content while performing blockchain actions. Meet the coolest AI agent—ZerebroGM. This is Milk Road, the PB&J of newsletters – we mix crypto news and laughs to make a tasty, snackable read.(No crusts).Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ The first......
🥛 What you missed this week 👀
Today’s edition is brought to you by Nexo — the platform to grow, manage, and preserve your crypto wealth.Start building your crypto wealthGM. This is Milk Road, the Sunday recap that’s like a falafel.(wrapped up neatly and stuffed with sauce)Real talk, this week hasn’t been great for our bags but there’s a ton of other......
🥛 Where to park your profits this cycle 🚗
GM. This is Milk Road PRO – the newsletter that not only helps you build wealth, but preserve it too!You ask, we answer. That’s what we do. We’ve been hearing from many of you about planning ahead—especially figuring out what to do with your profits once the bull cycle peaks. Smart thinking! 🥳But deciding what to......
🥛 Are we about to see a 30% pullback? 🎢
Today’s edition is brought to you by Consensus - the first major crypto conference of 2025. Get your tickets nowGM. This is Milk Road, happy Bitcoin ETF day to those that celebrate.(The first US-based Bitcoin ETFs were launched this time last year!).Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ Are we about to see a 30% pullback?✍️......
🥛 This AI-run VC firm is up 17x since Nov. 😧
Today’s edition is brought to you by Consensus - the first major crypto conference of 2025. Get your tickets now GM. This is Milk Road, the newsletter that gets you so jittery with excitement people will think you’ve just chugged Red Bull concentrate! Here’s what we got for you today: ✍️ The Top 6 AI agent launch......
