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🥛 What the hell happened yesterday? 😰
Today’s edition is brought to you by Consensus - the first major crypto conference of 2025. Get your tickets nowGM. This is Milk Road, we’re like a beta blocker in newsletter form.(We keep you cool under pressure).Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ What the hell happened yesterday?✍️ $SOL vs. $XRP: which ETF comes first?🎙️ The......
🥛 4 crazy onchain wins (and losses) 😧
Today’s edition is brought to you by crypto index J’JO35 - an investment platform focused entirely on index investing. Check out the J’JO35 indexGM. This is Milk Road, the newsletter that’s easier to consume than that pint of ice cream your dad keeps hidden in the back of the freezer.Here’s what we got for you today:✍️......
🥛 Is January about to get insane? 😳
Today’s edition is brought to you by Consensus - the first major crypto conference of 2025. Get your tickets nowGM. This is Milk Road, the newsletter that forces you to do jumping jacks to work off all the nervous excitement January is already producing.Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ January is coming in swinging!🎙️ The......
🥛 What you missed this week 👀
Today’s edition is brought to you by crypto index J’JO35 - the crypto equivalent to the S&P 500. Check out the J’JO35 indexGM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter that’s looking back at the week to plan for the year ahead.You’re probably catching up to a bunch of emails right now. Hence, we’ll keep it......
🥛 3 scenarios for 2025 price action 👀
GM, this is Milk Road PRO – the newsletter that’s channeling its inner Benjamin Franklin.(“If you fail to plan, you are planning to fail!”).2024 was a hell of a year for crypto.It was the year that set us up for the “Golden Age of Crypto” as explained in last week's PRO report by M0xt.While the......
🥛 Breaking down the Crypto AI space 🧑💻
Today’s edition is brought to you by Meanwhile - discover how their BTC Whole Life insurance policy can help you grow, leverage and pass on your Bitcoin stack. Read more about the policy hereGM. This is Milk Road, the newsletter that makes learning about crypto easier than forgetting the New Year’s resolutions you set two days......
🥛 Top 5 fastest growing apps 🚀
Today’s edition is brought to you by Meanwhile - discover how their BTC Whole Life insurance policy can help you grow, leverage and pass on your Bitcoin stack. Read more about the policy hereGM. This is Milk Road, the newsletter that gives you the same sensation as getting double-bounced on a trampoline!Here’s what we got for......
🥛 What is DeSci? And why’re Vitalik & CZ backing it? 🧪
Today’s edition is brought to you by Meanwhile - discover how their BTC Whole Life insurance policy can help you grow, leverage and pass on your Bitcoin stack. Read more about the policy hereGM. This is Milk Road – Happy New Year to all you Roadies out there and welcome to what could be crypto’s biggest......
🥛 How to predict price w/ options markets 🔮
Today’s edition is brought to you by Meanwhile - discover how their BTC Whole Life insurance policy can help you grow, leverage and pass on your Bitcoin stack. Read more about the policy hereGM. This is Milk Road, we take complex topics and translate them into simple terms.(We’re like the Rosetta Stone of crypto).Here’s what we......
🥛 Milk Road’s 2025 predictions 🔮
Today’s edition is brought to you by Meanwhile - discover how their BTC Whole Life insurance policy can help you grow, leverage and pass on your Bitcoin stack. Read more about the policy hereGM. This is Milk Road – the newsletter that has polished its crystal ball, lit some candles, and is ready to make some......
🥛 What you missed this week 👀
Today’s edition is brought to you by Meanwhile - discover how their BTC Whole Life insurance policy can help you grow, leverage and pass on your Bitcoin stack. Read more about the policy hereGM. This is Milk Road — the Sunday recap that’s crunchier than your grandma’s Christmas cookies. Last weekend of 2024 = final crypto......
🥛 Is this the start of crypto’s ‘Golden Age’? 🏆
GM! This is Milk Road PRO, the ‘helicopter parent’ of crypto.(We’re obsessed with guiding your portfolio in the right direction).This is the time of year when we reflect on 2024. It’s a chance to take stock of everything that has happened.Some changes are quite apparent—just look at the chart below showing the total crypto market cap’s......
🥛 Crypto enters its ‘App Era’ 📲
Today’s edition is brought to you by Enkrypt - a true multi-chain browser extension wallet from MyEtherWallet ($ETH, $BTC, $DOT, $SOL and MORE)!Break up with your janky web3 wallet and download Enkrypt!GM. This is Milk Road, the newsletter that’s beating Santa to the punch and bringing you some early Christmas presents.Here’s what we got for......
🥛 2024 year in review 📖
Today’s edition is brought to you by Nexo — the platform to grow, manage, and preserve your crypto wealth.Start building your crypto wealthGM. This is Milk Road – we just looked back on 2024 and shed a single tear of happiness (like your dad when he looks at his front lawn).Here’s what we got for you today:✍️......
🥛 This will be the biggest narrative of 2025 🤝
GM, this is Milk Road, the newsletter that’s hitting pause on its regularly scheduled Weekly Recap to talk about the next big narrative coming in 2025. Prediction: By the end of this newsletter you’re going to feel both excited for the future…and a little queasy. Let’s start by playing a good old fashioned game of......
🥛 How to win over the next 6-12 months 🥇
GM! This is Milk Road PRO, your crypto coach!(Now drop and give me twenty bips!) The crypto market is once again booming. We’re sitting at a $3.5 Trillion market cap and there are more than 15,000 tokens listed on Coingecko, not to mention another 10,000 launched daily on pump.fun.How can anyone decide what to invest......
🥛 The Milk Road Awards! 🏆
Today’s edition is brought to you by Ledger - the hardware wallet trusted by everyone. Grab a Ledger Flex and claim your $BTC (only available while supplies last)GM. This is Milk Road – the second annual Milk Road Awards are about to begin… (Please, no flash photography – and keep your acceptance speeches under a minute).Here’s what......
🥛 Why did markets just tank? 📉
Today’s edition is brought to you by Lisk - an Ethereum Layer 2 built on the Optimism Superchain. 👑Register for Lisk’s Airdrop Campaign ($LSK)GM. This is Milk Road, your friend in crypto.(Like real friend. The kind that will make jokes about their own past experiences to soften bad news…it’ll make sense once you read the......
🥛 This AI agent trades crypto for you 😧
Today’s edition is brought to you by Ledger - the hardware wallet trusted by everyone. Grab a Ledger Flex and claim your $BTC (only available while supplies last)GM. This is Milk Road, the newsletter that's more energizing than an IV bag full of Red Bull!Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ You’re not too late to......
Milk Road PRO AMA #9 – Dec 17, 2024
GM. Welcome to our PRO AMA from December 17th, 2024, where we covered:How post-$BTC 100K levels could shape $ETH targets and pullback playsIdentifying opportunities in altcoin dips during $BTC pullbacksLocking profits at cycle peaks using stablecoins or fiatEvaluating $SOL’s long-term potential vs timely exitsExploring ICP, Karak, and evolving DeFi narrativesWhether you missed the live event......
