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🥛 Crypto’s quadrillion $ opportunity 💰 (Not a typo)
Today's edition is brought to you by Gain powered by Kelp DAO, a one-stop-shop to diversify L2 airdrops and DeFi rewards for $ETH holders.Gain it all with Kelp!GM! This is Milk Road, where we’re serving crypto news faster than Jerome Powell printing money (circa 2020). So sit back, relax, and enjoy the liquidity!Here’s what we......
🥛 Wen altcoin szn? (Is it time to load up?) 🚚
Today’s edition is brought to you by Stier Trade – an innovative platform that provides a seamless, automated trading experience specifically designed for memecoins.Start trading memecoins with Stier!GM. This is Milk Road, the newsletter that’s the Pippen to your Jordan — always there with the assist!Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ Wen altcoin szn?✍️......
🥛 Is DePIN crypto’s #1 draft pick? These numbers suggest they are… 🏈
Today's edition is brought to you by Exponential.fi – the all-in-one DeFi investment platform with expert risk ratings, curated pools, and top-tier security.See how you can earn an extra 3% on your BTC!GM! This is Milk Road, with crypto news fresher than a touchdown celebration. We've got the winning plays.Here’s what we got for you......
🥛 $USD weakening = Crypto strengthening 💪
Today's edition is brought to you by Gain powered by Kelp DAO, a one-stop-shop to diversify L2 airdrops and DeFi rewards for $ETH holders.Gain it all with Kelp!GM. This is Milk Road, delivering crypto insights so fresh, you’ll want to slap 'em on a sandwich.Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ USD weakening = crypto strengthening......
🥛 Tap-to-pay w/ crypto, on iPhone (incoming)! 📱
Today’s edition is brought to you by Stier Trade – an innovative platform that makes your DEX trading smooth, safe, and automated. Start trading memecoins with Stier!GM. This is Milk Road, a newsletter so thick with sauce you might as well call us Alfredo.Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ Tap-to-pay w/ crypto, on iPhone (incoming)!✍️......
How to profit from the AI boom in crypto 💥
GM! Welcome to Milk Road PRO – your weekly dose of crypto knowledge that unpacks more than a freshly dropped, open-source large language model. 🤖Today, we stay at the forefront of the market by revisiting the intersection of crypto and AI.Q1 2024 was like the perfect storm for AI tokens — everyone was bullish, and......
🥛 These 5 wild crypto charts will blow your mind 🤯
Today’s edition is brought to you by Bullseye Trades – get free daily stock & options trading ideas with real-money. Start getting alerts now!GM. This is Milk Road, gliding in like your favorite Friday playlist – the weekend groove is here, but first, let’s hit you with the freshest crypto beats.Here’s what we got for......
🥛 Good news is finally good again – Here’s what changed 🔄
Today’s edition is brought to you by Stier Trade – an innovative platform that provides a seamless, automated trading experience specifically designed for memecoins.Start trading memecoins with Stier!GM. This is Milk Road, swooping in like Thursday’s energy boost – because the weekend isn’t here yet, but our crypto insights are.Here’s what we got for you......
🥛 Is Ethereum dead? Its revenue is plummeting… 📉
Today's edition is brought to you by Blockscout - the block explorer that’s smoother than your morning milk. Browse dApps and data across 600+ EVM chains, and start your day right.Explore like never before with Blockscout.GM. This is Milk Road – we sift through crypto news to find you the hidden gems, like your aunt......
🥛 ETHE outflows slowing, pump loading? ⛽️
Today's edition is brought to you by Gain presented by Kelp DAO – a single strategy to diversify L2 airdrops and DeFi rewards while remaining liquid.Maximize Gain with Kelp!GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter with more sparks flying than a Trump and Musk interview live on X.Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ $ETHE......
🥛 Central banks slash rates – are you prepared? 🤨
Today’s edition is brought to you by Stier Trade - an innovative platform that makes your DEX trading smooth, safe, and automated. Start trading memecoins with Stier!GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter that drops in with more flair than Tom Cruise landing at the Olympic closing ceremony.✍️ Rates down → portfolios up✍️ What to......
Navigating this market madness 🧭
GM! Welcome to Milk Road PRO – the crypto newsletter that’s as steady as an anchor in a stormy market. ⚓You’ve probably noticed that the crypto markets are finally moving, though not in the direction we all hoped. 😢The last week was quite brutal for crypto. The total market cap dropped over 28%, wiping out......
🥛 How to get exposure to crypto w/o owning crypto! 🎯
Today’s edition is brought to you by Stier Trade– an account abstraction-powered trading & automation platform that merges the best features of CEXs with the privacy of DEXs. Join the new meta of memecoin trading!GM! This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter that's like that first Friday sip of your favorite drink—smooth, refreshing, and just what......
🥛 Smart money bought the dip, did you? 🤔
Today’ edition is brought to you by Pump.co – the fastest way to save 60% on AWS.Check all the savings now →GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter that's like a punchline with perfect timing—always leaving you wanting more.Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ Top 5 crypto apps by revenue in July✍️ While crypto......
🥛 Turning point: Japan says no more rate hikes (for now)! 🔺
Today’s edition is brought to you by Enkrypt - A true multichain browser extension wallet from MyEtherWallet ($ETH, $BTC, $DOT and more soon)!Break up with your janky web3 wallet and download Enkrypt!GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter that’s as delightful as getting the last piece of pizza.Here’s what we got for you today:✍️......
🥛 What was that, a pullback for ants? 🐜
Today’s edition is brought to you by Stier Trade– an innovative platform providing a seamless, automated self-custodial trading experience specifically designed for memecoins.Start trading memecoins with Stier!GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter as powerful as Hurricane Debby, but delivering insights instead of downpours.Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ It wasn’t that big......
🥛 WTF just rocked the crypto world? 😣
Today’s edition is brought to you by Global PYUSD Portal Hackathon - the online hackathon, in collaboration between PayPal and Portal built on Solana.Applications are open now until August 19 — register here!GM. This is Milk Road, where the crypto scoops are as wild as that weekend sell-off!Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ WTF......
🥛 Which L2 token is the BEST pick for your bag?
GM, this is Milk Road PRO, the crypto newsletter that gives you multiple angles like an isosceles triangle.Layer 2s have become the hottest real estate for the crypto world to build on top of this cycle.In the last cycle, Ethereum reigned supreme while faster and cheaper Layer 1 blockchains like Solana, Avalanche, and Terra Luna aimed......
🥛 Is Tether the most profitable company in the world? 🤑
Today's edition is brought to you by HyperPlay — the Web3 Game Store from the future. Earn real-world rewards through our new Questing platform.GM. This is Milk Road, bringing you crypto scoops with more kick than a Friday happy hour.Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ Tether: The money printer💰 Funding Friday🎙️ The Milk Road Show:......
🥛 Why this bull market will last longer than your last relationship 🐂
Today's edition is brought to you by Uniswap Extension – the first browser extension to live in your sidebar, making swapping, sending, and receiving crypto a breeze.Download the Uniswap Extension today →GM. This is Milk Road, the daily newsletter that keeps you healthy and fresh on crypto, unlike swimming in the Seine River. Here’s what we......
