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Milk Road PRO AMA #4 – Jul 31, 2024
GM. Welcome to our PRO AMA from July 31st, 2024, where we covered:📈 Market trends and cycles🏛️ US political and regulatory impact on crypto👜 Portfolio allocation💰 Staking and yield strategies📊 Specific cryptocurrency analysisIf you’re a Milk Road PRO member and missed the event, make sure you log in to watch the full recording below. Not a PRO yet? No problem!......
🥛 Global liquidity boom: Is your portfolio ready? 🌊
Today’s edition is brought to you by Moonshot - the easiest way to discover and buy new memecoins, deposit with Apple Pay, and start trading in seconds – never miss another rally, download for free.GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter that's as crisp as a chilled 7-Up on a hot day.Here’s what we......
🥛A $1 QUADRILLION market cap, is Saylor out of his mind? 🤯
Today's edition is brought to you by Uniswap Extension – the first browser extension to live in your sidebar, making swapping, sending, and receiving crypto a breeze.Download the Uniswap Extension today →GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter that’s as thrilling as Michael Saylor’s latest price predictions.Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ Price......
🥛 US going all-in on Bitcoin? Trump, RFK Jr., and Lummis’ thoughts! 🇺🇸
GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter that's as exciting as attending Bitcoin 2024—overflowing with juicy insights and laughs.Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ US strategic Bitcoin reserve plans✍️ What to watch for this week 🎙️ The Milk Road Show: How Crypto is Being Adopted Around The World w/ Kyle Reidhead🍪 Solana's TVL has......
Tick-Tock ⏰ Last Chance To Get Your 33% Discount
GM! This is Milk Road. Sundays are for relaxing, but today we’ve got something that’ll make your crypto game as strong as your spouse’s weekend plans. 💪🚨 Today is your last chance to get the Crypto Investing Masterclass at a 33% lifetime discount – this offer expires in ~24h. ⌛Like all good things, this too must......
🥛 3 ways to determine a token’s fair price
GM! Welcome to Milk Road PRO – your weekly jolt of crypto insights that's hotter than slick bacon on a Las Vegas solar panel. 🥓☀️ Today, we're going to be a practical Paul. You shop every day, but sometimes you skip that fancy latte because it’s just too pricey, right? Now, when it comes to buying tokens,......
🥛 Bitcoin’s biggest event of the year – don’t miss the alpha! 🚨
Today’s edition is brought to you by Unchained – secure your Bitcoin with the industry leader in collaborative custody, ensuring the highest level of protection and control.Secure your Bitcoin with Unchained!GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter that makes you feel more accomplished than parallel parking perfectly in one-go. Here’s what we got for you......
🥛 Are you investing or gambling in markets? 🎰
Today's edition is brought to you by Uniswap Extension – the first browser extension to live in your sidebar, making swapping, sending, and receiving crypto a breeze.Download the Uniswap Extension today →GM! This is Milk Road, your crypto hype machine through ups and downs. Prices red? Stay cool, we’ve got you covered!Here’s what we got......
🥛 Bitcoin is digital gold, what’s Ethereum? 👀
Today's edition is brought to you by Uniswap Extension — Swap, send and receive crypto with the first wallet extension to live in your sidebar.Download the Uniswap Extension today →GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter that's as satisfying as perfectly peeling an orange in one go.Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ If......
How to Invest for the Bull Market
GM! This is Milk Road. We show you how to pick 10 random coins on CoinMarketCap, invest $1,000 in each and get rich in the bull market. 🤑Because that’s how you invest successfully in crypto. Right? RIGHT?Obviously freaking not! It’s a losing strategy. Yet, this is the strategy that most people use. And it’s what......
🥛 ETH ETFs LIVE: Inflow predictions are… 😬
Today's edition is brought to you by Uniswap Extension — Swap, send and receive crypto with the first wallet extension to live in your sidebar.Download the Uniswap Extension today →GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter that's as exhilarating as a surprise upgrade to first class. Buckle up, because $ETH ETFs are taking off,......
🥛 BIG WEEK: Biden drops out, Trump takes stage at BTC 2024! 😱
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🥛 Are we entering the next phase of the bull market?
GM! Welcome to Milk Road PRO – your weekly dose of top-tier crypto insights that will leave you feeling like an A-List celebrity at the crypto grammys. 🏆 Something unusual is happening in the markets. 👀 Stocks are skyrocketing (orange), while crypto is plummeting (blue). Typically, crypto tends to correlate with stocks, so what's going on? 🤔Source: TradingViewWhenever......
🥛 Top 3 crypto founders reshaping our future 🧑💼
Today’s edition is brought to you by Agoric – a web3 native, on-chain orchestration platform for chain abstracted applications.Innovate your applications with Agoric.GM. This is Milk Road, your daily dose of reliable crypto news—because unlike Windows computers, we never crash! 🟦 Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ Top 3 crypto founders💰 Funding Friday: Special edition🎙️......
🥛 Double your crypto? Sanctum tries a new airdrop strategy 🪂
GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter that’s more refreshing than jumping into a pool on a scorching summer day.Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ Top 3 index tokens✍️ Sanctum drops new airdrop meta🥛 PRO portfolio updates🎙️ The Milk Road Show: Blackrock CEO Larry Fink "Bitcoin is Legit" + ETH ETF Launch Date......
🥛 ETH ETFs go live on July 23rd – Everything you need to know! 👀
Today’s edition is brought to you by Agoric – a web3-native, on-chain orchestration platform for seamless multi-chain experiences.Enhance your applications with Agoric orchestration.GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter so bright, sunflowers turn our way.Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ ETH ETFs set to go live on July 23rd✍️ Trump picks a pro-crypto......
🥛 HUGE $9B unlock from Mt. Gox: Bearish or bullish? ⛰️
Today's edition is brought to you by Uniswap Extension — Swap, send and receive crypto with the first browser extension to live in your sidebar.Download the Uniswap Extension today →GM. This is Milk Road, your backstage pass to the crypto circus. Step right up and witness the greatest show on the blockchain. Elephants not included.Here’s......
🥛 Germany’s BIG Bitcoin dump is over – Here’s what happened! 👀
Today’s edition is brought to you by CoinGecko API – the most comprehensive and reliable all-in-one crypto data API, supplying crypto price, metadata, market and onchain DEX data.Subscribe now for 15% off with code “MILKROAD15”.GM. This is the Milk Road, the crypto newsletter that gives you the same feeling as when you put your hand out......
🥛 Solana: Price vs. Fundamentals ⚔️
GM! Welcome to Milk Road PRO – your weekly crypto dive that’s sharper than a Solana price dip. 😬Solana's price has dropped 35% since its peak in March. Despite the dramatic price drop, we believe $SOL is poised for a major breakout.Why? Because the fundamentals of Solana are continuously improving. 📈The divergence between the price and......
🥛 Battle of the blockchains: Stablecoin supremacy 🪖
Today’s edition is brought to you by Agoric – an orchestration and smart contract platform for universally accessing liquidity from across web3.Discover how Agoric can simplify your multi-chain experience.GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter that's as smooth as Michael Jordan's fadeaway jumper.Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ The race to acquire stablecoins💰......
