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🥛 146 crypto companies got in trouble. Here’s why… 🚨
Today’s edition is brought to you by Toku - where industry leaders like dYdX Foundation and Mina Foundation turn to administer token grants to their global workforce.Save time and money with Toku!GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter that bursts with more flavor than a pack of Fruit Gushers. Here’s what we got today:146......
🥛 1 big thing to watch this week 🍿
Today’s edition is brought to you by Masterworks - invest in blue-chip art today!Skip the waitlist!GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter that sends you electrifying stories so you’re always the most interesting one in the group chat.Here’s what we got today:1 big thing to watch this week 🍿The McRib is back. Will Bitcoin......
🥛A criminal, an investor, and a nerd walk into court… ⚖️
Today’s edition is brought to you by Bakkt® - the responsible crypto company that provides custody, trading, and onramp solutions for long-term growth. Empower your future with Bakkt!GM. This is Milk Road, where the crypto forecast is always sunny with a high chance of laughter.It’s Friday. Let’s boogie:How to scam a scammer 😂The U.S. vs.......
🥛 You just woke up with $10M in your account… 🤑
Today’s edition is brought to you by a16z’s Crypto Startup School — the premier accelerator program for early-stage web3 companies that is now accepting applications. Apply for the accelerator!GM. This is Milk Road, we’re like the spice rack of crypto news - we got all the flavors you need.Let’s jump right into it. Yesterday was an......
🥛 The crypto trial of the century has begun ⚖️
Today’s edition is brought to you by tea - a packaging infrastructure putting open-source developers first and rewarding them for their contributions.Join the waitlist for their upcoming testnet!GM. This is Milk Road, we serve crypto insights juicier than a summer watermelon. (without all the stupid seeds)Here’s what we got today:The U.S. vs SBF: Day 1......
🥛 Crypto had a big flop yesterday. Here’s what happened… 👀
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🥛 Happy Uptober! Will prices go up or down? 🧐
Today’s edition is brought to you by Bakkt — the responsible crypto company that provides custody, trading, and onramp solutions to help businesses grow with the crypto economy. Empower your future with Bakkt!GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter smoother than a jazz saxophonist on a moonlit night. Here are the today’s hits:It’s Uptober! Here’s......
🥛 The metaverse is here 👀
Today’s edition is brought to you by Pulley - the leader in token management and distributions for top protocols.Save time and money with Pulley!GM. This is Milk Road. The crypto newsletter that’s like your toothpaste tube - by the time it’s done, you’ll do anything to get a little more.Source: WeHateToWasteIt’s Friday. Let’s get it:The......
🥛 The SEC just got roasted 🔥
Today’s edition is brought to you by Rocketplace, creators of the RP50 - the easiest way to diversify your crypto portfolio.Invest smarter in crypto, today.GM. This is Milk Road. We add so much color & flavor to daily crypto news you might just taste the rainbow. Here’s what we got today:Gensler gets roasted by Congress......
🥛 Ethereum just made history… 👀
Today’s edition is brought to you by Bakkt, the company behind Bakkt® Custody - an institutional-grade solution to custody your digital assets. Have confidence in your crypto custody!GM. This is Milk Road, we churn out milky crypto updates faster than a barista slinging lattes during the morning rush.Here’s what we’re serving up today:Ethereum hits $10B......
🥛 The blockchain is going to the Moon 🌝
Today’s edition is brought to you by Mars4 - an interactive metaverse and play to earn experience built on a terrain map of mars. Dominate Mars and earn today! GM. This is Milk Road. We’re the crypto lifeguard that saves you from drowning in information overload. Here’s what we got today: NASA, the blockchain, and......
🥛 How Bitcoin is used to fight election fraud 👀
Today’s edition is brought to you by Phemex - take your shot at a 1000 BTC prize pool by holding a Phemex Soul Pass and trying your luck.Grab your Soul Pass!GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter that has more sauce than a chili cook-off. Grab a plate - it's about to get tasty.Here’s......
🥛 Is this the first video of Satoshi Nakamoto? 🧐
Today’s edition is brought to you by ZKX - an omnichain perpetual DEX covering all your DeFi needs!Conquer DeFi like a pro!GM. This is Milk Road, drilling through the crypto mountain to bring you the most precious gems. No helmet needed, just some reading glasses!It’s Friday, let’s boogie:Satoshi Nakamoto, is that you? 👀We just made......
🥛 The most pro-crypto country is… 🌎
Today’s edition is brought to you by Incogni - they’re your personal bodyguard to the ever-growing list of spammers, information leaks, and data brokers.Keep your personal data protected!GM. This is Milk Road, the daily newsletter that serves crypto scoops colder than your ex's heart.Here’s what we got for you today:What crypto adoption around the world......
🥛 The 5 most interesting things from yesterday… 👀
Today’s edition is brought to you by Toku - where industry leaders like Protocol Labs and Mina turn to administer token grants to their global workforce.Save time and money with Toku!GM. This is Milk Road, your personal crypto butler. We hand-deliver the top-shelf stuff on a silver platter.I’ll be honest… Yesterday’s crypto news was drier......
🥛 Our latest move to earn yield 🤑
Today’s edition is brought to you by Toku - where industry leaders like Protocol Labs and Mina turn to administer token grants to their global workforce.Save time and money with Toku!GM. This is the Milk Road, the daily crypto newsletter that is NOT boring.Because boring is a choice. And we chose NO.Here’s what we got......
🥛 CryptoZone: The best from 3 industry reports 👀
Today’s edition is brought to you by Toku - where industry leaders like Protocol Labs and Mina turn to administer token grants to their global workforce. Save time and money with Toku! GM. This is Milk Road. The crypto newsletter that spends all weekend reading (excessively) long industry reports, so you don’t pull a muscle......
🥛 3 reasons the market could PUMP soon
Today’s edition is brought to you by Kraken Pro - the one-stop shop for pro traders backed by one of the most trusted names in the industry. Trade like a pro! GM. This is Milk Road. The daily newsletter that serves crypto insights that are so fresh, they make a farmer's market look like leftovers.......
🥛 4 BIG threats to crypto 👀
Today’s edition is brought to you by Phemex - take your shot at a 1000 BTC prize pool by holding a Phemex Soul Pass and trying your luck.Grab your Soul Pass!GM. This is Milk Road, the daily newsletter that brings you the good, the bad, and the ugly of crypto - without the fluffy bullsh*t.Today......
🥛 4 BIG threats to crypto 👀
Today’s edition is brought to you by Phemex - take your shot at a 1000 BTC prize pool by holding a Phemex Soul Pass and trying your luck.Grab your Soul Pass!GM. This is Milk Road, the daily newsletter that brings you the good, the bad, and the ugly of crypto - without the fluffy bullsh*t.Today......
