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🥛 We invested 40% of our portfolio in this… 👀
Today’s edition is brought to you by Masterworks - invest in blue-chip art today!GM. This is Milk Road - where the crypto hits just keep coming, and no quarters are required.Here’s what we got today:We invested 40% of our portfolio in this... 👀An interesting (and fun) web3 concept 🧐Coinbase is expanding to Canada 🍪Prices as......
🥛 Milkbusters: Is “The Big Short 2.0” coming…? 👀
Today’s edition is brought to you by Venom - a new Layer-0 blockchain whose testnet just passed 1 million active wallets. Explore Venom now. GM. This is Milk Road, we serve crypto news with zero calories and double the flavor.Here’s what we got today:Milkbusters: Michael Burry’s new bet 💲VISA’s latest crypto experiment 👀The creator of......
🥛 Everything you need to watch this week 👀
Today’s edition is brought to you by MetaMask Portfolio - buy, swap, bridge, and stake from one simple dApp, backed by the most popular crypto wallet. Control your portfolio, all in one place. GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter so bright, sunflowers turn our way. Here’s what we got today: What you need......
🥛 Weekly Market Movers: 2 big winners. 1 huge loser 📊
Today’s edition is brought to you by Stader Labs - a liquid staking solution that is keeping Ethereum decentralized and offering $1M+ in staking and DeFi rewards. Start liquid staking today.GM. This is Milk Road, dishing out crypto news saucier than grandma’s secret spaghetti recipe.It’s Friday. Let’s get it:Weekly Market Movers: 2 winners. 1 loser......
🥛 2-for-1 special: crypto use cases 👀
Today’s edition is brought to you by Kraken Pro - the one-stop shop for pro traders backed by one of the most trusted names in the industry. Start trading like a pro.GM. This is Milk Road, serving crypto insights hotter than a coffee you forgot on the car roof.Here’s what we got for you today:2-for-1......
🥛 A peek into multi-million dollar wallets 👀
Today’s edition is brought to you by Coinbase’s Onchain Summer - Base’s multi-week event that kicks off on August 9th to celebrate art, music, gaming, and more on the blockchain. Don’t miss out on the action.GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter that's as smooth as Michael Jordan's fadeaway jumper.Here’s the good stuff for......
🥛 Milk Road Court: guilty or innocent? ⚖️
Today’s edition is brought to you by Coinbase’s Onchain Summer - Base’s multi-week event that kicks off on August 9th to celebrate art, music, gaming, and more on the blockchain. Don’t miss out on the action. GM. This is the Milk Road. The #1 Doctor Recommended source for your daily crypto nutrients. You know what......
🥛 1 big thing you NEED to watch this week.. 👀
Today's edition is brought to you by Koncepted - the best way to design your Web3 product and brand. Work with top Web3 designers today! GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter that brings you all the news, insights, and memes you need to get through those Monday Blues. Here’s what we got today:......
🥛 Weekly Market Movers: 1 big winner. 1 big loser 📊
Today’s edition is brought to you by MetaMask Portfolio - buy, swap, bridge, and stake from one simple dApp, backed by the most popular crypto wallet. Unlock the potential of MetaMask!GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter that's as addictive as hitting the 'next episode' on your favorite Netflix series.Here’s what we got today:Weekly......
🥛 Crypto’s A+ earnings
Today's edition is brought to you by NettyWorth - A Web3 platform that helps users manage and borrow against all their assets. Their investment round is now open to the public!GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter that makes your inbox Snap, Crackle, and Pop.Here’s what we got for you today:Crypto’s A+ earnings ⏰Visual......
🥛 Crypto’s A+ earnings
Today's edition is brought to you by NettyWorth - A Web3 platform that helps users manage and borrow against all their assets. Their investment round is now open to the public!GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter that makes your inbox Snap, Crackle, and Pop.Here’s what we got for you today:Crypto’s A+ earnings ⏰Visual......
🥛 WATCH OUT! ETFs are coming for crypto… 🚨
🤖 Today's edition is brought to you by Synthetic Mind - the free newsletter helping you make money using A.I. in less than 5 minutes a day! Master A.I. today 🤖 GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter that makes you feel as satisfied as when you perfectly flip a pancake. Here’s what we got......
Whoops! You’re in the Wrong Place! 😬
GM DOers! 😎Web3 Academy moved to Paragraph to become an official web3 newsletter. 🥳Paragraph is a newsletter platform powered by web3 tech, which allows us to unlock a wide range of onchain experiences for our newsletter readers. 💜So keep in mind that we’re no longer going be on Substack! Check us out on Paragraph. 👇......
🥛 The most profitable company in crypto… 👀
Today’s edition is brought to you by Kraken Pro - the one-stop shop for pro traders backed by one of the most trusted names in the industry.GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter that's as satisfying as finally mastering the lyrics to a rapid-fire rap verse.Here’s what we got for you today:The most profitable......
🥛 July recap: biggest moments and trends 📊
Today’s edition is brought to you by MetaMask Portfolio - buy, swap, bridge, and stake from one simple dApp, backed by the most popular crypto wallet. Start managing your portfolio, the easy way. GM. This is Milk Road, we mix the latest news and funny memes to bring you the best damn newsletter in crypto.......
🥛 The key to mass adoption… 👀
Shhhh… you hear that?**soft chants in the background**….**chants get louder**That’s right folks - the crypto rally and WGMI chants are back. Multi-trillion dollar asset managers are filing for Bitcoin ETFsHong Kong and other new regions around the world are opening up crypto trading to investorsU.S. judges are ruling popular tokens like XRP aren’t securities All......
🥛 The Dark Horses of Crypto 👀
Today’s edition is brought to you by Crypto 101’s Digital Currency Summit - participate in the free event to best position your portfolio for the next cycle. GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter that's as irresistible as a 'Buy One, Get One Free' deal. It’s Friday. Let’s boogie: The dark horses of crypto......
🥛 No more recession? 👀
Today’s edition is brought to you by Bitcoin Depot - the largest Bitcoin ATM network in North America, operating ~6,500 kiosks.GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter that's more exciting than finding a matching sock pair on laundry day.Here’s what we got for ya today:Interest rates get hiked (again) 👀Billionaire VC talks about Bitcoin......
$SOL Tokenomics. Good Buy?
GM DOers!Ever since its inception, Solana has promised to be the Ethereum killer by providing superior speed and scalability through its blockchain. 🚀But is that claim accurate? Can Solana actually become a solid network, and can its $SOL token reflect the potential adoption of the Solana blockchain? 🤔Today, we’re diving into the world of tokenomics......
MR PRO | $SOL Tokenomics. Good Buy?
GM PRO DOers!Ever since its inception, Solana has promised to be the Ethereum killer by providing superior speed and scalability through its blockchain. 🚀But is that claim accurate? Can Solana actually become a solid network, and can its $SOL token reflect the potential adoption of the Solana blockchain? 🤔Today, we’re diving into the world of......
